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Most Cheerful Citizens: 120thBest Weather: 143rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 189th
The ᕬØᙢÅᗬØᒺØᘜYᐉ of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The blaknite

Population25.339 billion

CurrencyᙢÅrŵᗬ3ᖆᐉ
Animal§ᒺØᖭhᐉ

The ᕬØᙢÅᗬØᒺØᘜYᐉ of The blaknite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.339 billion ᗸᒺÅkᕬiᖭᗕᐉ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Environment, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant ᗸᒺÅkᕬiᖭᗕÅᕬᐉ economy, worth 194 trillion ᙢÅrŵᗬ3ᖆᐉs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,670 ᙢÅrŵᗬ3ᖆᐉs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The blaknite City to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown. The blaknite's national animal is the §ᒺØᖭhᐉ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The blaknite is ranked 285,934th in the world and 10,792nd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -325.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 120thBest Weather: 143rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 189thMost Beautiful Environments: 353rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 438thNicest Citizens: 507thMost Pacifist: 562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 612thSafest: 820thMost Inclusive: 847thMost Rebellious Youth: 878thHealthiest Citizens: 902ndHighest Food Quality: 944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,534thMost Cultured: 1,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,059thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,504thLargest Governments: 7,391stLargest Populations: 7,962ndSmartest Citizens: 9,654thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,772ndNudest: 16,878thMost Income Equality: 18,085thMost Devout: 19,919thMost Patriotic: 20,737th
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 231st in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 325th in the regionLargest Governments: 354th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 497th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 582nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 609th in the regionNudest: 719th in the regionMost Politically Free: 823rd in the regionMost Influential: 861st in the regionMost Devout: 1,077th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : The blaknite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : The blaknite's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in The blaknite, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The blaknite City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in The blaknite, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".

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