The Federation of The Blind Side is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.209 billion Corporits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syracon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The thriving Corporitian economy, worth 96.5 trillion Blind-Eye Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,802 Blind-Eye Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the Great Corporitian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, Leader can cry on demand, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Blind Side's national animal is the Huntsman Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Blind Side is ranked 157,258^th in the world and 3,968^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.4 law-abiding acts per hour.