The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.879 billion Corparationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth an astonishing 11,167 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,313 Rations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 9,517^th in the world and 1^st in Ankh Mauta for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,336.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.