The United States of The Diamonjiu Corp is a small, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 20 million Diamonjiu Corpians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Diamonjiu Corpian economy, worth 1.41 trillion DX dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,361 DX dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Diamonjiu Corp's national animal is the The Murash Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Diamonjiu Corp is ranked 153,121^st in the world and 89^th in Equiterra for Most Primitive, scoring -55.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.