The Strategic Planner of The Ever-Wanderer is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Ape population. The hard-working population of 4.198 billion Ever-Wandererians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Ever-Wandererian economy, worth 196 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,901 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ever-Wanderer's national animal is the Ape, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Ever-Wanderer is ranked 236,091^st in the world and 198^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.