The The German-Ireland Union of The German-Ireland Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ex-Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.961 billion German-Ireland Unionists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ollmhóntergrund. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming German-Irish economy, worth 192 trillion Euros a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,021 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade German-Irish Moonshine", there's no representation without taxation, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The German-Ireland Union's national animal is the Irish Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Menotrietheistwahrism.

The German-Ireland Union is ranked 139,607^th in the world and 62^nd in Imperial World Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 632.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.