The Kingdom of The Great Lambro is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bonifacio I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.283 billion Great Lambroans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monza. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Great Lambroan economy, worth 179 trillion Franco Lambrinoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,803 Franco Lambrinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, Bonifacio I's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lambro's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Great Lambro is ranked 92,585^th in the world and 12^th in ITALIA for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.