The Allied States of The Great Warrior Rivers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Eugene Boyei with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.839 billion Riverians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 3,665 trillion Flor de rios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 217,688 Flor de rios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Alexander Eugene Boyei is wearing this season, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, being Alexander Eugene Boyei has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Warrior Rivers's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Great Warrior Rivers is ranked 1,786^th in the world and 2^nd in 8th International for Highest Food Quality, scoring 291.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.