Population | 3.433 billion |
Capital | Kiana Central |
Leader | Raiden Mei |
Faith | Cult of the Herrscher |
Currency | Crystal |
Animal | Kurikara |
The Queendom of The Herrscher of Thunder is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Raiden Mei with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.433 billion Raiders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiana Central. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Raiderian economy, worth 341 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,528 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, the nation is under martial law, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Herrscher of Thunder's national animal is the Kurikara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Herrscher.
The Herrscher of Thunder is ranked 18,160th in the world and 12th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,091.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Herrscher of Thunder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Raiden Mei in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, the government funds large training centres to turn Kurikaras into functioning members of society.
- : Following new legislation in The Herrscher of Thunder, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.