The んひ尺尺ﾉᄃﾑ刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hurricane II with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.261 billion Hurricaneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,147 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,349,349 per year while the poor average 3,215, a ratio of 730 to 1.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Dollars, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 295,397^th in the world and 6^th in The Great Storm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.95 law-abiding acts per hour.