The Global Community of The Jorran Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Man of the Year with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.423 billion Jorrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levity. The average income tax rate is 44.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jorran economy, worth a remarkable 7,804 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,206 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown. The Jorran Federation's national animal is the Zilla, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bassheadism.

The Jorran Federation is ranked 286,410^th in the world and 246^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 average smiles per day.