by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 2,235thMost Conservative: 3,119thMost Income Equality: 11,903rd
The Interstellar Human Tragedy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Life is short.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Mayfly Men

Population7.211 billion

CapitalVachnadze

Currencyscrap
Animalanthrax colony

The Interstellar Human Tragedy of The Mayfly Men is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.211 billion Mayflys are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vachnadze. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Mayfly economy, worth 124 trillion scraps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 17,231 scraps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mayfly Men's national animal is the anthrax colony.

The Mayfly Men is ranked 144,336th in the world and 34th in The Local Cluster for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 67.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,235thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,119thMost Income Equality: 11,903rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,182ndMost Extreme: 22,165th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mayfly Men lodged a message on the The Local Cluster Regional Message Board.
  • : The Mayfly Men's influence in The Local Cluster rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mayfly Men, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.

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