The Federal Republic of The New Deutsch is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ulrich Finkel with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.004 billion germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newer Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The thriving german economy, worth 152 trillion deutsche marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,848 deutsche marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, citizens patriotically sing the government's praises while glancing nervously over their shoulder, citizens are required by law to prominently display a portrait of Ulrich Finkel in their homes, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Deutsch's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The New Deutsch is ranked 53,599^th in the world and 662^nd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 32.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.