The Universal Autocracy of The Roman-Byzantine Socialist Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Basileus-Secretary Andronikos II with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.154 billion Rhōmaîoi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninople. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhōmaîoi economy, worth 145 trillion Dêmos Nomismata a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,876 Dêmos Nomismata, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Basileus-Secretary Andronikos II is the self-declared God of all The Roman-Byzantine Socialist Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Roman-Byzantine Socialist Empire's national animal is the Civil War, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Marx.

The Roman-Byzantine Socialist Empire is ranked 17,648^th in the world and 13^th in 8th International for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.81 law-abiding acts per hour.