The Kingdom of TheSovietUnion1 is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 67 million TheSovietUnion1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong TheSovietUnion1ian economy, worth 4.25 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,401 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,240 per year while the poor average 6,245, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. TheSovietUnion1's national animal is the Russian Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TheSovietUnion1 is ranked 218,703^rd in the world and 4^th in Kiinsier for Safest, scoring 27.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.