The Colony of Tobsphima is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Tobsphimen are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The strong Tobsphiman economy, worth 2.18 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,450 Dogecoins , with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tobsphima's national animal is the Cyber dogs.

Tobsphima is ranked 76,886^th in the world and 34^th in The United Democratic States for Safest, scoring 91.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.