The Democracy of Traditionals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The president with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.549 billion Traditionalsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WCS. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Traditionalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Trad Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,576 Trad Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'The president and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traditionals's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Traditionals is ranked 280,016^th in the world and 10,580^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -338.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.