Population | 30.243 billion |
Capital | Tremulehr |
Leader | Colonel Lance Degraff |
Faith | Fundamentalism |
Currency | Nob |
Animal | Bonobo Monkey |
The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.243 billion Tremulistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,520 trillion Nobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,655 Nobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Tremulistan, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.
Tremulistan is ranked 288,977th in the world and 11,081st in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -12.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tremulistan's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Primitive, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Tremulistan.
- : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
- : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.