The United Socialist States of Trimaros is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 29 million Trimarosians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Trimarosian economy, worth 1.07 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 36,979 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, Trimarosian politics is literally a blood sport, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, and tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trimaros's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trimaros is ranked 39,493^rd in the world and 749^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 749.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.