The Federal Republic of Tritonios is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Callias Andronikos with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 912 million Tritonions are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mykinaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The very strong Tritonion economy, worth 61.1 trillion Plutans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,029 Plutans, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and Callias Andronikos has just been declared ruler of Tritonios in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tritonios's national animal is the Skopelos Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tritonios is ranked 113,252^nd in the world and 4^th in The Southern Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -29.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.