The Oppressed Peoples of TRUMP IS THE LOSER is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 478 million Puppets are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulton County Jail. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fooled economy, worth 49.8 trillion Hairpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,195 Hairpieces, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,544 per year while the poor average 3,455, a ratio of 234 to 1.

People experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. TRUMP IS THE LOSER's national animal is the Tricked Americans, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TRUMP IS THE LOSER is ranked 217,027^th in the world and 176^th in Kantrias for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 29.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.