The Summer of TSP Olympics is a massive, safe nation, ruled by king olympic with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 2.897 billion TSP Olympicsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Olympus. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TSP Olympicsian economy, worth 121 trillion Olympic Rings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,023 Olympic Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named TSP Olympics's new capital, and King olympic has just been declared ruler of TSP Olympics in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TSP Olympics's national animal is the Torch.

TSP Olympics is ranked 109,791^st in the world and 2,563^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 78.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.