The Kingdom of Twisted Fairytale is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mushmellow with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.104 billion Fairytaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairytale City. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.

The large but inefficient Twisted Fairytalean economy, worth 122 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,521 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Mushmellow has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Mushmellow is the self-declared God of all Twisted Fairytale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twisted Fairytale's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Order of Mushmellow.

Twisted Fairytale is ranked 94,555^th in the world and 71^st in Hell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,155.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.