Population | 25.576 billion |
Capital | Kampala |
Leader | President For Life Charles Debou |
Faith | Ugandite State Sponsored Belief |
Currency | Ugandan Shilling |
Animal | Grey-Crowned Crane |
The Socialist Ujamaa of Ugandavitz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President For Life Charles Debou with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.576 billion Ugandites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampala. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ugandan economy, worth a remarkable 6,269 trillion Ugandan Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,143 Ugandan Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grey-Crowned Cranes that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it", and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugandavitz's national animal is the Grey-Crowned Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ugandite State Sponsored Belief.
Ugandavitz is ranked 27,272nd in the world and 1,425th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,348.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ugandavitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Ugandavitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
- : Ugandavitz was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Ugandavitz, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Fooooooooo, A Leaf on the Wind, Dragonian Kazaman, and North East Somerset.