The Democratic Republic of Unclearian Area 51 Puppet is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 673 million Unclearian Area 51 Puppetians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Unclearian Area 51 Puppetian economy, worth 56.5 trillion SMPS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 83,949 SMPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,661 per year while the poor average 19,073, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unclearian Area 51 Puppet's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unclearian Area 51 Puppet is ranked 142,529^th in the world and 11^th in Crimson eagle for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 68.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.