The Astraean Angel of Unike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Katyr Genrora with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.865 billion Uni'is enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esenanoris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unikean economy, worth 862 trillion Azumas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,625 Azumas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is relatively low. Unike's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Animism.

Unike is ranked 209,700^th in the world and 347^th in Astoria for Safest, scoring 37.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.