The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.096 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,739 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 394,237 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and the Vietnamese Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 28,019^th in the world and 235^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.