The Empire of UnityLand is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.249 billion UnityLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The UnityLandian economy, worth 143 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is 44,037 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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UnityLand is ranked 9,370^th in the world and 1^st in We R One for Most Primitive, scoring 96.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.