The Kingdom of Van Demons Land Tasmania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benny Hill with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The cynical population of 1.06 billion Van Demons Land Tasmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Van Demons Land Tasmanian economy, worth 115 trillion Debt Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,777 Debt Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Van Demons Land Tasmania's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Van Demons Land Tasmania is ranked 24,859^th in the world and 35^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Safest, scoring 111.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.