The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Nehelenia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 22.098 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth an astonishing 20,020 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 905,984 ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, card collectors duel to the death, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apotheosis of Raideron.

Vando0sa is ranked 291,420^th in the world and 173^rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Safest, scoring 1.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.