The Republic of Sri Temasekia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chanin Chanout with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.072 billion Temasekians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chanini. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Temasekian economy, worth 452 trillion Chananins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,056 Chananins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, bars are packed at all hours, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sri Temasekia's national animal is the Chanin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chaninism.

Sri Temasekia is ranked 71,493^rd in the world and 2,382^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.