The Holy Kingdom of VonHoolia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 15.335 billion VonHoolers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christos. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving VonHooler economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,008 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, VonHoolers seem to be catching more chills, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VonHoolia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VonHoolia is ranked 150,030^th in the world and 4^th in Auroran for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 711.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.