The Dominion of Vonjaspirink is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 390 million human resources are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong resources economy, worth 35.1 trillion progression bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,094 progression bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 513,401 per year while the poor average 7,679, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonjaspirink's national animal is the ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vonjaspirink is ranked 253,411^th in the world and 171^st in Chaos land for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.