The Socialist Federation of Wabobania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yelda Yrev with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.289 billion Wabobanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestia. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wabobanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Kahluas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,510 Kahluas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabobania's national animal is the Wabobanian Forest Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wabobania is ranked 280,964^th in the world and 51^st in The Internationale for Most Primitive, scoring -355.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.