The Delicious Creamosity of Wachana is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.174 billion Wachanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wachanan economy, worth 883 trillion dens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,617 dens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wachana's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wachana is ranked 289,487^th in the world and 371^st in Eurth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -25.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.