The Queendom of West Cashinamasian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Darnetta III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.719 billion West Cashinamasianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Cashinamasianian economy, worth 353 trillion Cashinamasianian Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,019 Cashinamasianian Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, cities in West Cashinamasian declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, and Snakes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Cashinamasian's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gold Snake.

West Cashinamasian is ranked 31,493^rd in the world and 18^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Highest Food Quality, scoring 61.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.