The Colony of WhenStudios is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 82 million WhenStudiosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The powerhouse WhenStudiosian economy, worth 5.96 trillion BIG ISSUES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,691 BIG ISSUES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,789 per year while the poor average 15,234, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore. Crime is a problem. WhenStudios's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WhenStudios is ranked 74,813^th in the world and 1^st in Mogussian Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,919.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.