The Federal Dual Monarchy of Wille-Harlia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Lola I with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.842 billion Wille-Harlians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavaliersburg. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wille-Harlian economy, worth 886 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,295 sacagawillianths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Wille-Harlia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wille-Harlia's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism with some Cheesist minorities.

Wille-Harlia is ranked 12,019^th in the world and 194^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 118.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.