Population | 29.664 billion |
Capital | Woon Cow City |
Leader | Bull Bovinisto |
Faith | Bovinity |
Currency | Cow Flop |
Animal | War Bull |
The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.664 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 5,168 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,229 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, a video of Bull Bovinisto wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.
Woonrocket is ranked 4,445th in the world and 2nd in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 20,206.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Woonrocket's influence in Realm of the Whispering Winds rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Woonrocket lost WA Delegate status in Kostenlos.
- : Woonrocket endorsed The Fleet Alliance of Xvraks.
- : Woonrocket relocated from Kostenlos to Realm of the Whispering Winds.
- : Woonrocket's influence in Kostenlos rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Woonrocket updated the World Factbook entry in Kostenlos.
- : Woonrocket unsuppressed a post on the Kostenlos Regional Message Board.
- : Woonrocket unsuppressed a post on the Kostenlos Regional Message Board.
- : Woonrocket's influence in Kostenlos rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Squire".
- : Woonrocket was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Developed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Wabberjocky, WA Klopstock, and United Counties of Escanaba.