The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Nagan with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.228 billion Xenans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenan Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 7,098 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 412,004 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, General Nagan's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenan Kingdom's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xenan Kingdom is ranked 178,076^th in the world and 3,934^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.