The Theocracy of Xordisia is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 67 million Xordisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The thriving Xordisian economy, worth 4.36 trillion Khurinis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,064 Khurinis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, there are no minimum wage laws, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xordisia's national animal is the Xordisian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xordisia is ranked 117,026^th in the world and 78^th in Avaldonia for Safest, scoring 74.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.