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EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Prosperity, Strength, Equality”
Least Corrupt Governments: 362nd Most Developed: 655th Most Rebellious Youth: 664th
17.929 billion Capisari. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The Doctor is In!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 178th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 528th Best Weather: 772nd
31.572 billion Gallafreyians. Anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Big things come in small packages”
Most Developed: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
35.0b14,686t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Love, laugh, live.”
Most Pacifist: 479thSafest: 575thNicest Citizens: 835th
18.2b2,388t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.”
Nudest: 13th Highest Crime Rates: 220th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236th
25.52 billion Jasqueans. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“It isn't so tricky, Vicky is icky”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 144th Nicest Citizens: 163rd Most Pacifist: 229th
11.053 billion Chip Skylarkians. Complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nunquam pugno una advorsarius tu nequeo pello”
Largest Black Market: 233rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 323rd
9.053 billion Denathorans. Deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quia ego sic dico”
Most Secular: 142nd Largest Governments: 430th Highest Average Tax Rates: 491st
7.458 billion Krandorians. Infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Death to Seagulls!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th Smartest Citizens: 57th Most Scientifically Advanced: 61st
14.278 billion Midshireans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Survival of all or none”
Most Beautiful Environments: 362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 391stLargest Publishing Industry: 496th
4.29b1,053t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Mushrooms grow on dead things”
Largest Black Market: 149th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th
14.073 billion Fallen Titanians. Ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and soft-spoken computers.
Capitalist Paradise
“Mighty dragon rise... rise!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 720th Highest Disposable Incomes: 731st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 776th
13.933 billion Draakoniteans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Spürdo Spärde.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 205th Highest Poor Incomes: 235th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 278th
14.988 billion Spürdos. Deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
Nudest: 170th Least Corrupt Governments: 224th Safest: 830th
20.309 billion Naked Friendsians. Ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“COMMUNISTS AREN'T PEOPLE!”
Largest Retail Industry: 177th Most Corrupt Governments: 265th Largest Insurance Industry: 293rd
6.608 billion Barrenjastanians. Aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“When asked what you do, say you laugh for a living”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 356th Most Rebellious Youth: 365th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 412th
17.278 billion ARBians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“A True Patriot Defends His Country From His Government”
Largest Populations: 109th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 392nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 652nd
34.543 billion TimDauwalterians. Anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Empire wide”
Most Stationary: 1,515th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,344th Largest Populations: 6,928th
16.684 billion Taixians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State of Mind”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 694th Highest Drug Use: 713th Most Politically Free: 1,018th
11.169 billion Skahans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,227th Highest Crime Rates: 1,583rd Most Armed: 2,147th
9.455 billion Imperials. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
Corporate Bordello
“Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,404th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,496th Largest Gambling Industry: 6,957th
7.975 billion New Conservative Valuesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Peace Through Strength”
Most Primitive: 3,212thMost Devout: 8,897thMost Authoritarian: 9,160th
5.42b190t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“We, the people, have the bigger stick.”
Most Secular: 625th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,289th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,678th
3.098 billion Humans. Keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 604thMost Influential: 960thLowest Crime Rates: 2,311th
4.83b849t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th Highest Poor Incomes: 534th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 574th
2.398 billion Children of Stalin. Smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service.
Left-wing Utopia
“When you're here, you're here”
Most Income Equality: 3,404thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,627th
1.86b36.7t

UNCOMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Mitt is Mean”
Most Income Equality: 6,226th Largest Populations: 11,898th Least Corrupt Governments: 13,237th
12.887 billion Dogs Against Romneyians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dare to get started”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 142nd Highest Drug Use: 152nd Most Politically Free: 217th
14.294 billion Brant Morrisonians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Green, Yellow and Purple.”
Nudest: 1,193rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,175th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,988th
20.412 billion Port-Gentilians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 159th Most Stationary: 9,687th
9.241 billion Arklowians. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
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