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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 209thBest Weather: 379th
35.5b7,918t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Squeak!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 279th Most Advanced Public Transport: 390th Most Influential: 400th
14.844 billion Hamtowners. Smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“What are regulations, anyway?™”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 80th
16.9b5,352t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Declaration”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 55thHighest Drug Use: 62ndMost Pro-Market: 82nd
18.6b826t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264thLargest Populations: 333rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 491st
35.8b5,282t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Set a pen to a dream, and the colour drains from it.”
Most Income Equality: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 124thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th
31.0b551t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“no thanks”
Most Politically Free: 527th Most Pro-Market: 544th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 544th
18.703 billion Oracle Geminians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“In communism we lol”
Most Influential: 277th Most Scientifically Advanced: 579th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 726th
11.335 billion lolers. Parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Demokraci Tuu Kaska Nahri Pivo!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 835thSafest: 876th
12.1b2,297t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Praise be the Glorious Sun.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 258thLargest Black Market: 433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 474th
6.84b2,649t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Why did I even bother writing this.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 326th Highest Crime Rates: 345th Rudest Citizens: 368th
3.045 billion Why Did I Make This Nationians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Cleaned”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 342ndHighest Drug Use: 353rdMost Politically Free: 501st
11.4b439t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 2,202ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,891stLargest Populations: 9,573rd
15.8b535t
SEASON TWO
Mother Knows Best State
“… Oh, for the love of Christ - - just do it!”
Most Stationary: 9,808th Largest Populations: 13,546th Largest Black Market: 14,251st
12.269 billion Queendomites. Public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“New Republic”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 757th Highest Drug Use: 776th Most Politically Free: 1,096th
7.921 billion Mallockians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,102ndMost Pro-Market: 10,697thMost Stationary: 10,978th
12.5b492t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Until the end”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,091st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,490th Most Stationary: 6,473rd
9.531 billion Another Discoveryians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Men krijgt niets voor niets”
Most Influential: 424th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 644th Most Subsidized Industry: 997th
7.635 billion Waldenians. Digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“Old Peace”
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,207th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,897th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,367th
4.1 billion Incolans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Most Primitive: 88th Best Weather: 129th Most Ignorant Citizens: 152nd
3.045 billion Zimbabwean Tibetians. Lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Forged in Fire, Reforged in Blood”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,728thHighest Economic Output: 3,843rdLargest Populations: 3,902nd
23.1b2,910t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Bríđeo çy vesscúçcio/Liberty and democracy”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,802ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,162ndNicest Citizens: 2,308th
23.2b1,803t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“That's Radical, Dude.”
Largest Black Market: 2,161stNudest: 2,272ndMost Primitive: 2,458th
16.0b1,577t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“From Darkness, Light”
Most Stationary: 1,340thLargest Populations: 5,786thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,222nd
19.7b936t
Democratic Socialists
“The importance you put in a name is misleading.”
Most Stationary: 1,733rdLargest Populations: 7,336thMost Influential: 14,936th
17.7b481t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“What's a motto?”
Largest Populations: 3,010th Most Armed: 6,009th Highest Economic Output: 11,677th
23.928 billion Martian Dolphinsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Before We Start”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,276thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,648thHighest Crime Rates: 14,562nd
10.8b281t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Onwards, ever onwards!”
Most Stationary: 2,495th Largest Black Market: 5,795th Largest Mining Sector: 7,539th
13.746 billion Majoorians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“On an endless wandering”
Largest Populations: 15,673rd
11.383 billion Spindrifterians. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“In The Name Of The Monarchy”
Largest Populations: 5,414th Most Stationary: 11,230th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,971st
18.826 billion Yeddans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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