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ShrewLlamaLand's Deck
ShrewLlamaLand has 341 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let's dance!”
WA
10.347 billion Alterrans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Under one, for all”
WA
14.467 billion Bastards. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“The Train Of Progress, A Proletarian Struggle”
6.332 billion Lixbarvians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Trump We Trust”
9.14 billion Licavolis. Deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“With Determination Comes Power”
8.395 billion San Mazerians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Rule no one. Obey no one. Harm no one. Love everyone.”
WA
6.381 billion Equa Libians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“One for One and All for All”
33.067 billion Rationals. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“في أي صورة ما شاء ركبك”
25.222 billion Astarialns. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Them's fightin' words.”
34.718 billion Ganiaxians. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“Hello and thanks for all the fish.”
33.221 billion Aquatic Frenchians. Enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
9.211 billion Kyrgyz Stateans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
11.337 billion Ku Bhans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“By the Grace of God We are Willing”
11.158 billion Harbour Graceans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Incipit et Desinit Omnis NU”
WA
7.26 billion Enlightened Ones. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Sic semper inbellis.”
6.187 billion Viseugalins. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“State”
8.348 billion DBA7ians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The Kakistocracy can and must into space!”
WA
8.434 billion Kyrenburgers. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We like cows.”
WA
7.353 billion Swagtopians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Thou shalt know no fear”
Delegate
6.633 billion Jocospites. Frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The flag once raised will never fall!”
WA
6.636 billion ShrewLlamaLandians. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“ ”
4.857 billion citizens. Infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“A tomar por el Culo!”
4.388 billion Cantabrians. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Compulsory Consumerist State
“If you wish for peace, prepare for war”
4.102 billion Cylainians. Strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Our grand home!”
13.894 billion Atrosians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Can you smell what the government is coooking?”
16.206 billion Champions. Hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Les Spartiates ne seront pas vaincus!”
5.015 billion Spartans. Complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“God Save the Queen”
7.755 billion RHW xxians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A unidade é a maior força, agora e para sempre”
12.308 billion Southern Ellistonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“First in, Last Out”
WA
11.941 billion Vladakians. Zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Dare to advance”
9.185 billion Tatokians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
