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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“In Defeat Malice; in Victory Revenge”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th Largest Black Market: 98th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 115th
34.367 billion Bettongs. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Blood Money”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,136th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,179th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,220th
11.116 billion Atrians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Left-wing Utopia
“Forward in mind and soul”
Least Corrupt Governments: 605th Best Weather: 774th Most Pacifist: 985th
10.337 billion Rationels. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation.

RARE CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“The Eternal State”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 671st Most Pro-Market: 671st Most Stationary: 5,885th
16.04 billion Ebedians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Idiots”
10.045 billion Hot Waterians. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists”
9.672 billion 46th International Communist Brigadeans. State-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extreme: 511th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 941st Highest Drug Use: 963rd
6.357 billion Free State of New Hampshireans. Irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep”
Most Rebellious Youth: 6,968th Most Influential: 7,291st Largest Black Market: 7,730th
8.703 billion students. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ar gyfer y gogoniant ein tir!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,275th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,328th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,861st
8.401 billion Anglo-Welsh People. Daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All things pass into the night.”
Most Authoritarian: 570th Most Conservative: 1,719th Most Extreme: 1,989th
1.876 billion Grump Deadliftians. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Royal Federation ”
Largest Populations: 9,067th Largest Black Market: 10,519th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,647th
14.657 billion Royal Federationians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Believe, believe”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,284th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,746th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,004th
12.985 billion Auroranians. Complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Of trees”
8.889 billion Centaminians. Burgeoning nations population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Gott min uns!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,710th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,720th Most Stationary: 10,146th
11.122 billion Stralsunders. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Quantum Satis”
5.9 billion Ulfsteadians. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and feral children.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“To Victory. For Glory. Veni. Vidi. Vici!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 310th Most Scientifically Advanced: 568th Largest Retail Industry: 1,544th
5.052 billion Svekians. Strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Thank You!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 15,408th Most Average: 16,231st
4.308 billion Hadesians. Infamous sell-swords and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Our Queen, Our Leopard”
1.967 billion Gibamen. Teetotalling pirates, national health service, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Right-wing Utopia
“Togetherness is strength”
2.167 billion Malynesians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“You Owe Me $15”
1.395 billion Grimaldisians. Lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together”
1.105 billion Germanic Citizens. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Politics is the art of the next best”
5.588 billion Onder Kelkians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Gutta cavat lapidem”
Most Stationary: 8,919th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,748th
10.777 billion Ravinians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“From the Ashes of Failure Grow the Roses of Success”
4.44 billion Uctinites. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Korean Peoples Army”
Most Average: 2,308th
8.349 billion KPA83ians. Burgeoning Crane population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Shall Rise Again!”
Most Stationary: 9,489th
7.874 billion Cydonian Kingians. Compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Deutschland über alles”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,719th Most Authoritarian: 6,885th Most Corrupt Governments: 8,946th
5.404 billion Deutsches. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Populus Magnus”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,019th Largest Insurance Industry: 3,180th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,344th
5.109 billion Rynarians. Infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Obedience is the Guarantee of Freedom”
3.459 billion Aelstormians. Prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Inequality isn't all that bad!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,698th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,919th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,217th
4.34 billion Capitalists. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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