The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in A Taco Paradise
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Red Unicorn Republic of -Echolilia- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Tacos aren't tacos, except when they are tacos” | |
| 2. |  The -Protectorate- of -Paffnia- | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “-Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt-” | |
| 3. | The Republic of 3000o pounds of bananas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of 3rd Vi Guard | Anarchy | “Sword and Shield” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of 4rt-Fan- | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of 76NH | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Look” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of AAR Cuda | Father Knows Best State | “Family first” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Adamosy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Communists should be hanging instead of leaves” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of AddisonLand1 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Adonai Mitchell | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
