Population | 1.033 billion |
Capital | ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ |
Leader | ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ |
Currency | Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑ |
Animal | ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ |
The ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ₕyₚₑᵣdₑₐₜₕ of Rosartemis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.033 billion G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ₜₕₑ Bᵣᵢdgₑ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.
The frighteningly efficient ã̴̜͕̦̩̝̓͋͋͂͝͠l̷͚̭͛̉̆̐̔̒̋̈́͘̚a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ economy, worth 190 trillion Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,003 Gₐₗₐcₜᵢₜₑs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,007,349 per year while the poor average 17,149, a ratio of 58.7 to 1.
Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, vacationing G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ expect to be treated as royalty, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and nations across the world are quick to praise ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Rosartemis's national animal is the ₙₑbᵤₗₐₑ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rosartemis is ranked 10,408th in the world and 12th in Astoria for Most Patriotic, with 62.88 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, nations across the world are quick to praise ʏƚi|ɒƚoT ɔimꙅoƆ's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
- : Rosartemis lodged a message on the Warzone Trinidad Regional Message Board.
- : Rosartemis lodged a message on the Warzone Trinidad Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, vacationing G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Rosartemis lodged a message on the Astoria Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
- : Following new legislation in Rosartemis, G̵̦̿̏̋̆͋a̷̺̤͙̾̚͠ are wondering where have all the flowers gone.