The Free Land of South antis is a huge, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 237 million South antisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong South antisian economy, worth 13.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,437 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God. Crime is totally unknown. South antis's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South antis is ranked 262,516^th in the world and 363^rd in Astoria for Most Patriotic, with 1.13 flags saluted per person per day.