malf (Governor): 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Plum Island, United Alliance of Conservative Nations, Valle de Arena, Osiris, Alex, and The Brotherhood of Malice.
Tags: Featured, Invader, LGBT, and Minuscule.
Malphe contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Beautiful Environments in Malphe
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, Malphe is ranked 11,369th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Abstract Entity of Horsell | New York Times Democracy | “*angry rodent noises*” | |
| 2. |  The Bannorn of Marakanda | Left-Leaning College State | “Dāerves iā Morghon!” |
Regional Happenings
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The People's Imperial Republic of Jair Tizu of the region Keep of Darkness XL proposed constructing embassies.
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The Witch of Malphe III ceased to exist.
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The Republic of Appledalek XIII departed this region for Kyorgia puppet storage.
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The Feetocracy of Feet and Ankles departed this region for Kyorgia puppet storage.
- : Agoodname xx departed this region for Kyorgia puppet storage.
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The Desert Dweller Delegayte of Dakota departed this region for Kyorgia puppet storage.
- : The Feetocracy of Feet and Ankles arrived from The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : The Republic of Appledalek XIII arrived from The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : Agoodname xx arrived from The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : The Desert Dweller Delegayte of Dakota arrived from The Brotherhood of Malice.
Malphe Regional Message Board
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Rmsboatymcboatface and A Giant Meteor
Omg ur featured!
Horsell, Rmsboatymcboatface, and A Giant Meteor
Congrats on being featured rat!! :D
Congratulations on being featured!
Hi
Hiiiii :)
Malphe!Contact me via 
Malphe II if you want me to see it promptly.[/color]
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.
[color=red]Raided by: Lily[/color], [color=grey]The Black Hawks[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]the North Pacific Army[/color]
Founded 09/12/2017-ish
Featured 27/10/2020
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