The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 Kingdoms of Britannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.757 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,994 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 278,390 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, Edward VII's reputation is hard as nails, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 Kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 Kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 2,129^th in the world and 3^rd in Saint Helene for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,061.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.